Happy new year! For the past few months I’ve been looking into the major transits of 2022, especially the outer planets and eclipses. Based on that data, I present: a trend forecast.

I didn’t want to include an “out” portion, since Jupiter is in Pisces and everything is everything. I noticed these “in and out” lists started being shared with Jupiter at the last degrees in Aquarius which, as a sign is much more elitist. Once Jupiter entered Pisces everyone was like “in and out lists? out.” So in the spirit of Jupiter in Pisces, my trend predictions are based on astrology rather than the Aquarius “this is what’s cool” agenda. It’s hard to pass judgement because it kind of is what it is.

If you want to take a moment to review 2021 before sliding into 2022, check out my 2021 horoscope. I have no idea why the website says they’re by S*san M*ller.

I wrote some annual horoscopes for a TV pilot for 2022, which I will share as soon as I get a link. For now, let’s get a general feel for what’s coming up.

IN

cows

buying land

“land back” movement in the US

growing your own food

identifying plants

the vagal vagus nerve

self regulation of the nervous system

adrenal health

workers and tenants unions

flip phones, digital cameras

social media hiatus

security culture in spite of surveillance

writing letters

ethical mysticism

exposing cults

cognitive dissonance

fairytale/fantasy in fashion and art

frosty filters in photography 

gaussian blur

data breaches

leaving your phone at home

crimea

romance

sign language

dis tracks

sandals that are held to your feet with string

diy shoes

the paleolithic era

alternative vaping

altered consciousness

area 51 / X-Files

inhaling steam

astral projection 

being connected to God

slop (like being sloppy)

maximalism

rubber shoes / rain fashion

additionally, latex, vinyl

rubber made from plants, natural dyes

sailors/nautical imagery

beeswax/soy candles

neurodivergence 

“endocrine disruptors”

buying gold

death doulas

secularization of the serenity prayer

dream interpretation

Jung / collective unconscious / synchronicity

swingers

looking at stuff under a microscope (in photography and art direction but also for fun)

being “esoteric”

having lead poisoning

nudity

edibles

unexplainable come ups

being cheugy

saying “epic fail” and “derp”

civil unrest due to inflation

the intersection of art and techonlogy

OUT

inflated food/beef prices (it’s happening but we hate to see it)

being afraid to dress up

calling yourself an empath

businesses that don’t accept cash

exclusivity

intellectual authoritarianism

taking the bait

posting

grad school

“divine femininity”

spiritual bypassing

youtube tarot / “this message is for you”

revenge/jealousy

reason

clinging to a rigid sense of self

seed oils

covid (🖕🖕)

respectability politics