Horoscope for Week 14, 2025: Neptune in Aries edition.
Horoscopes for the week ahead, Sunday to Monday, for no sign in particular.
Mercury retrogrades back into Pisces, Neptune enters Aries, Saturn sextile Uranus.
On March 30, following the solar eclipse in Aries, Mercury retrogrades back into Pisces. Also on March 30, Mercury is conjunct Neptune, and Neptune enters Aries, where the zodiac sign will define the spiritual beliefs, delusions, and trends of the next few decades. This is a very exciting time to make astrology predictions— the literal definition of vibe shift.
Two outer planets aspect each other, which, much like Neptune changing signs, is also a semi-rare astrological event: Saturn is sextile Uranus on April 4. There’s the monthly first quarter moon, this time across a cardinal axis, which adds to the dynamic, initiatory energy of the week.
Since this is a special astrological transit, and since the moon transits didn’t make it into my delineations this week, here’s a free post. Consider upgrading to a paid subscription to support my work, and to keep me interested in actually doing it.
Horoscopes for March 30 - April 5
All times Central European Time, GMT +1.
Sunday, March 30
The moon is in Aries separating from an optimistic sextile to Jupiter. The moon squares Mars in Cancer at 11:17. The moon enters Taurus at 22:16 and applies to square Pluto in Aquarius.
Mercury retrogrades back into Pisces at 04:18. Messages and conversations from March 3 might be coming back around as Mercury passes over the same degree once more.
Mercury retrograde in Pisces is poetic and mystical. Things are even more confusion as Mercury is conjunct Neptune at the very last degree of Pisces at 04:46. With Mercury meeting Pisces at the finish line, we see one last expression of Neptune in Pisces before the dream comes to an end. It’s really the end of an era.
Neptune is an outer planet discovered in modern times, which has come to astrologically signify beliefs. Planets past Mars are less personal, more political, since they don’t change signs as often. Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto are all considered generational planets, and Neptune in Pisces (2011-2025), defined our generations beliefs, spirituality, and mass delusions.
Annabel Gat put it like this: When Neptune was in Aquarius, the status-quo spirituality was atheism. We loved Dawkins, astrology wasn’t cool. As soon as Neptune entered Pisces pop culture went full woo: crystals, tarot cards, my astrology career, everyone else’s astrology career.
Neptune dissolves things (in 1989 when it met Saturn, the planet of borders, in Capricorn, the Berlin Wall fell). Neptune thins the veil, sensitizes. Austin Coppock said on a recent episode of The Astrology Podcast, that Neptune in a certain sign means everyone takes on the quality of that sign. Neptune in Pisces? Everyone’s an astrologer now! Saturated the field, that’s for sure.
My colleagues and I continue to worry about our astrology careers, which were really quite sweet during Neptune in Pisces, until everyone blew up our spot like when Sound Cloud rappers all started to think that they, too, could be Riff-Raff. Astrology has waxed and waned in popularity, but it’s always been around.
Neptune enters Aries at 14:01. Neptune will be in Aries until 2034, where the zodiac sign Aries will define the spiritual beliefs, delusions, and trends of the next few decades. How do you think current trends are shaping up, and how do you think they will take on the qualities of the sign Aries?
Some of my first predictions for Neptune in Aries include (in jest)
healing the schism (except occidentally not orientally… we want the forgiveness of The Great Schism and to reunite the one true church, but out here in Berlin, we are actively working on forgiving Martin Luther)
nu-eu… new ecumenism, catch the wave early, it’s Neptune in Aries, baby
#Chrislam
Baháʼí Faith
everyone is a fitness expert somehow?
religious wars…………………………………
hyper individuality somehow gets worse?? didn’t think that was possible
more charismatic religious leaders
more eucharistic miracles if we’re lucky
blood/beliefs about blood
blood is in! sweat and tears are out.
Monday, March 31
The moon in Taurus squares Pluto in Aquarius at 03:52. The moon applies to sextile Mars in Cancer.
Tuesday, April 1
The moon in Taurus is sextile to Mars in Cancer at 12:14, then Saturn in Pisces at 13:32. The moon meets Uranus at 13:55. The moon is sextile to Venus retrograde in Pisces at 17:53, then sextile to Mercury retrograde in Pisces at 19:42. The moon enters Gemini at 22:26 and is sextile Neptune in Aries at 22:33. It applies to a trine to Pluto.
Wednesday, April 2
The moon in Gemini trines Pluto at 04:16. The moon in Gemini is sextile the sun in Aries at 20:19. The moon applies to meet Jupiter in Gemini.
Thursday, April 3
The moon in Gemini meets Jupiter at 01:25. The moon squares Saturn in Pisces at 15:52, Venus in Pisces at 18:36, and Mercury in Pisces at 20:26. The moon is void in Gemini for a few hours.
Friday, April 4
The moon enters Cancer at 00:50. The moon squares Neptune in Aries at 01:07. The moon is sextile Uranus at 21:19 and trine Saturn at 21:28. The moon meets Mars at 21:48. The moon trines Venus at 22:55.
Saturn in Pisces is sextile Uranus in Taurus at 18:20. This is an outer planetary aspect that affects behavior on a wider scale. A sextile is a harmonious, friendly aspect. The moon in Cancer over the weekend will activate and materialize the themes of this aspect.
Saturn in Pisces seems to know how to stay calm through a storm. Political and environmental upheavals create uncertainty, and Saturn in Pisces has 10 different backup plans going at once. Having multiple channels open at the same time somehow seems to be working out.
But this also seems to speak to our shared experience of a fragmented culture, the so-called nonexistence of a popular culture. However, there are still shared threads of human experience. In the absence of mass media, we still continue to exist and relate to one another. It is possible to have a culture beyond television, you know?
Saturday, April 5
The moon in Cancer squares the sun at 04:14— first quarter moon. The moon in Cancer is sextile Uranus in Taurus at 21:19 and trines Saturn in Pisces at 21:28. The moon meets Mars in Cancer at 21:48. The moon trines Venus retrograde in Pisces at 22:35.
A pressure valve is opened to let some of the steam out as Mars in Cancer is sextile Uranus in Taurus at 01:04, then Mars is trine Saturn in Pisces at 03:07. How that pressure valve is opened might not be through orthodox means, but it’s relief in whatever way we find it. Maybe the valve doesn’t come with the in the same box as the machine but has to be drilled or rigged by your own accord.
Mars trine Saturn is a helpful aspect for determination and sustained drive. Seeing a feeling go all the way to the bitter end can help to release feelings, bury them, find a place for them.